But all that will have to wait or maybe not even see the light of day.
I will say this though, my birthday was awesome!
First things first, I found 3 vibrator substitutions at Carrefour. They range from about 7 OR to about 25 OR. Obviously, they are for outside stimulation..and I guess your back as well if you wanted!. You're welcome! (Disclaimer-I have not tried any of them so they might be crap. And no, I have no shame.)
And now some random phone pictures, captions below-
The best goes first... This is a genius product from Equia-Kaak Herbs for fighting constipation..just let your mind wander into the gutter for a moment and have a good chuckle! I did-in the store..for about 2 minutes. I stood there just looking at it and laughing out loud. Cush had to pry them out of my hands and steer me towards the cash register.My homemade birthday cake, it was awesome! I think I did a really good job decorating it!
Do you know what that is beside the Panadol?
It's penis desensitizing spray! Basically it's a lidocaine spray that you spray onto your (or your mans) penis and it won't feel a thing! (read-you can go for longer) I think it goes without saying that you want to spray it when it's erect otherwise you're all outta luck.
I'm actually surprised that there was a whole shelf full of this stuff. When I worked at the adult store we could not keep a product like this in stock, I kid you not, it was our most popular item.
Want to know the second most popular? Leather cleaner.
Who doesn't love a cat in a fridge? I know how it looks but he goes in there all by himself. He did the same thing in Toronto, he's wierd like that, I have to leave the door open while he's in there, and he always struggles with me when I try and take him out.
My make shift tool bench used for the installation of such wonderful things like....
...chain locks! I did it all myself and I have to say, I think I did a fabulous job! And no the latch on top does not work, it doesn't match up for some reason.
And that's all for today! I'm off to get ready for a night out for some beers! Ok I won't be drinking the beers, but I might have a glass of wine!
And that's all for today! I'm off to get ready for a night out for some beers! Ok I won't be drinking the beers, but I might have a glass of wine!

13 comments:
Happy Birthday. So well-timed too. Celebrations after Ramadan!
The vibrators normally suck...mom had one, and I ended up with a burn mark coz of that...
The cake looks too yummy....
I will be back in Muscat by Xmas btw The spray is at LuLu right? :D
I will await your reviews on the 'vibrators' before purchasing one lol.
Cake looks delicious.
Spray? Why would you not want to feel a thing?
Cat- weird....do you think it's because it's hot?
Chain lock! Yey! Well done you! No more rude interruptions.
:0)
BTW- a belated Happy Birthday.
I'm sorry, I just cant get passed Bobby's comment ... "mom had one, and I ended up with a burn mark ..." WHAT??!! ;)
Happy Birthday Angry, I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself. Sorry you can't join us on the eighth but Canada will be more fun. Let Cush know that the Mr. Grumpy keyring is in use. ;0)
@ Chic Mama I would buy you a whole store of vibrators if you let me try them out on you and you an give me the verdict on which is best ;)
happy birthday to you.....
Gill in Canada
Sana Helwa ya....err I mean, "Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Angry! Happy Birthday to you!"
And to Eternally Distracted, that's what I thought too!
Bobby Dude, wanna explain yourself???
ok so we were all thinking the same thing there... but whatever, actually the spray was at Carrefour that place is like the ME's version of a sex shop! You can find all kinds of crazy stuff in there.
Chic Mama, some men are premature ejaculators, they literally can't put their penis within an inch of anything that will get them off, without actually getting off. That's a bit extreme but you get the idea :)
And I don't know why SuperFluff goes in the fridge, he did the same thing in Toronto when it wasn't hot, he's full of character!
Anon, sorry I won't be there, but I'm sure your do will be just as fabulous as Canada!
Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone, that's super sweet of you all!
They also sell those "massagers" in the Sultan Centre and have done for a while. But I think your best bet is just to bring back the real thing from your next holiday.....far more satifiying in those lonely moments! ; )
What a slut..
Funny about the Kaak's, that means shit in German but you spell it Kack
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